Privacy & Cookies Policy
Last updated: May 9, 2025
1. Hey There — Let’s Talk Privacy
At Tea On TV, we respect your right to binge drama in peace. This Privacy Policy tells you how we handle your personal data while you’re catching up on the messiest moments in reality TV. Spoiler alert: we don’t sell your info to shady third parties.
By visiting teaontv.com, you agree to this policy. If that’s not your vibe, you might want to exit stage left.
2. What We Collect (AKA “The Receipts”)
We may collect:
- Usage Data: Like what pages you visit, how long you hang out, your IP, device info, and how many times you clicked on that Bachelor recap.
- Contact Info: If you sign up for our newsletter or hit us up directly.
- Comment Data: If you drop your hot takes in our comment sections.
We get this either straight from you or through tools like Google Analytics, which help us keep the site running smoother than a Real Housewife in full glam.
3. Why We Collect It (No, We’re Not Creepin’)
We use your data to:
- Make sure the website works and keeps getting better
- Send you newsletters and updates (only if you signed up—no spam here!)
- Respond to your questions or feedback
- Handle any legal drama (the only kind we don’t love)
We don’t do automated decision-making, and we’re not out here profiling you like a contestant on The Circle.
4. Cookies: Not the Snack Kind
Yes, we use cookies. No, not the chocolate chip ones.
Cookies help us:
- See what content y’all love
- Keep the site running like a well-oiled shade-throwing machine
You can manage your cookie preferences in your browser settings or through our cookie banner (because EU law says so).
5. Who Sees Your Info?
Mostly, just us. But we may share data with:
- Trusted service providers (like email or analytics tools)
- Legal authorities if absolutely necessary
- Our future empire (if Tea On TV ever expands into a franchise)
We will never sell your data. Period. Even if Netflix asks.
6. International Tea Time
We’re based in the U.S., but the internet is global. That means your data may travel internationally, but don’t worry—we protect it with standard safeguards.
7. How Long We Keep the Tea Hot
We keep your info only as long as we need it. That could be:
- While you’re subscribed to our newsletter
- As long as necessary for analytics
- Or until you say, “I’m out!” and unsubscribe or request deletion
8. Your Rights, Darling
You’ve got rights:
- Access your data
- Fix anything incorrect
- Ask us to delete it
- Say “no thanks” to marketing
- File a complaint if we ever mess up (though we try real hard not to)
To exercise your rights, just email us at [email protected].
9. Security — Like a VIP List
We use techy tools and secure servers to protect your info. But let’s keep it real: no system is 100% foolproof. So don’t reuse your old AIM password here, ok?
10. Updates to This Policy
Sometimes the rules change, and so will this policy. We’ll update it right here and might even send you a heads-up. Keep sipping responsibly.
Contact Us
Got questions? Shoot us an email at [email protected].
Stay shady. Stay fabulous. Stay informed. 💅